Pre-Gym Thoughts
1. Man, I can’t wait to hit the gym today and get swole
2. Damn, I’m not feeling too well today
3. Shit, I forgot to write up that report
4. Maybe I can just go tomorrow
5. No! I need to stop being a lazy ass
6. Let me check out some motivational youtube videos to get hyped up
7. Gotta check Facebook first
8. Wow, 0 notifications…no surprise there
9. Let me check twitter while I’m at it
10. Wow, 0 notifications…no surprise there
11. Let me check Instagram while I’m at it
12. Wow, 0 notifications…no surprise there
13. I should probably start a Instagram fitness account
14. Yeah that’s a way to gain some followers
15. I haven’t been on the misc in a while
16. HAHA let me comment “OP IS A PHAGGOT”
17. I’m such a troll…
18. Who am I kidding? I’m such a loser
19. Do I even lift?
20. Okay time to check Youtube
21. CT FLETCHER IT’S STILL YO MOTHAFUCKIN SET HAHA!!
22. Looks like there’s another brosciencelife video up
23. Hodgetwins HAHA! “FUCK OUT DA WAY”
24. “Hey Man You Wanna Build Some Muscle”
25. I Should start a Youtube fitness channel
26. I just need a camera
27. Damn I’m broke
28. Okay, I think it’s time to go to the gym
29. Whoops, gotta poop first
30. Where’s my preworkout?
Thoughts At The Gym
31. Does anybody here even lift?
32. Nice beats by dre bro, too bad you look stupid
33. I should be a personal trainer
34. Nahhh, I hate people
35. Yes!! a squat rack is open!!
36. Time to curl baby!
37. Is that a vein?!!
38. SELFIE TIME!!
39. Let me upload this to instagram
40. “Curls for the Girls” haha!
41. #fitfam #getswole #cleaneating
42. #bodybuilding #doyouevenlift #gunshow
43. #bicepsfordays #cuttingseason #fitness
44. Okay I think that’s enough hashtags
45. Just kidding
46. #youwasntwithmecurlinginthegym
47. #weaponsofmassdestruction
48. #oninstagramstraightflexin
49. Can’t forget the filter-HEFE
50. Doesn’t that mean boss is Spanish?
51. Yeah it does…I’m a boss haha
52. HUGGHHHHHHHHH!
53. Let me put on my epic house music playlist
54. Above & Beyond!
55. Alesso!
56. Afrojack!
57. No bro, I’m not done using the squat rack
58. Wait your damn turn
59. You got a problem with me curling in the squat rack?
61. SUPERSET!!!
62. Gotta confuse these muscles so they’ll grow
63. I command you to grow!!
64. HAHA my man CT
65. He’s so intimidating
66. It’s still my mothafuckin set!
67. DROPSET!!!
68. These muscles don’t know what hit em
69. The pump! It feels like cumming
70. I’m cumming all day long
71. In the gym and out of the gym
72. Too bad that I’m making myself cum in and out of the gym
73. I need a girl
74. I need to do abs today, bitches love abs
75. GIANT SET!!!
76. Maybe if I start counting in my Spanish, my muscles will be more confused
77. Uno, Dos, Tres, Quatro, Cinco, Seis, Zeite, Ocho
78. What’s after OCHO??
79. Whatever happened to Ocho-Cinco?
80. “Tell a bitch give me head…OCHO-CINCO!”
81. Man there are some cuties here today
82. And some MILFS haha!
83. Just kidding that’s gross
84. But I’d still do it anyway haha!
85. Quick, she’s walking this way…start curling
86. Should I say something?
87. She probably has a boyfriend
88. Oh shit, I think it’s that big-ass dude over there
89. Good thing I didn’t say anything
90. I could probably take em
91. I don’t care how big he is
92. He’s not faster than me!
93. Take his girl too haha
94. Should I hit abs today?
95. I hit em yesterday sooo…
96. Fine, I’ll do abs
97. Uno, dos, tres, quatro
98. I gotta fart
99. Man that stinks
100. Hopefully nobody comes over here